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Midlife Crisis
After being married  for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black  and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 24-year-old girl.    Now I have a $500,000  home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but  I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of  things.'  
My wife is a very  reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 24-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once  again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,  sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and  white TV.  Aren't older    women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life  crisis!